Hear me out.

So Wonchop wears these goggles on his head. At comic-con, I noticed that he only put them over his eyes when a coloured person entered the room.

Coincidence? I doubt it. Especially as he muttered curses under his breath.

I am a fair man though, I reserve his right to reply.

He's banned me from commenting on his page, evidently he is housing a fear of being outclassed by yours truly. In reply to his Wade Frump 'quip', I would like to point out that it only took me half a second to think it up. I'm not a creative snail, unlike SLOWchamber!!

Yeah, whaddaya think o that huh

Are you the next Star Syndicate idol?

We will be the first to admit that, over time and because of our tight entry requirments, the Star Syndicate has become pretty stagnent of late. Imagine a retirement home where all the best members sit around talking about potato chips and football.

We need new life blood. Our humour has always been cutting edge and fierce, with immaculately high standards. We propose a flash off.12 members will be picked and only one will become the newest SS idol. If you are interested then leave a post. Requirements are as follows:

- You must be a compotent flash user and have submitted at least 5 average flashes or 1 really good one that's won a trophy.

- You must make us laugh.

That's it. We are hosting it in reality TV format, with Newgrounds.com as the stage. The benefits of winning? You will not only be given access to the Star Syndicate boards, but you will be given the lofty position of Admin, no joke.

If that sounds like you, then drop us a line. We hope to start this by the week ending Jan 25th, 2009. Good luck to all applicants!